Fell Off the Floor, Man

What about my philosophy, my philosophy

You gotta be your own, you gotta be your own dog

You know? you know what I'm talking about? That's right

You're supposed to say yes, like a James Brown-thing yeah !

You gotta go sniffin' on your own turf

Be your own dog, don't let nobody put a leash on you

Rubbadub a tub fish ping pong

Sneakin' in the dead zone boneyard

Sippin' on a catlap sing song

Trimming off my nostril hairs headcase

An angel in a mellowcake courtpie

Rubbin' like a pussycat gridlock

A stone within my eyeball too too

Dancin' with my socks on oh man

Singin' like a tomtit stop cab

You've been listening to the doors tip top

Entering a smoky barroom hey you

Smuggling a wombat what a day

Chewing on my necktie tweedoll

Tumbling in the margarine heroine

Hidden in the ribbonbrass too too

Actin' like a baby headcase

I don't need no thoughts in me, don't you want to rescue me?

There's a little light below, go there when I want to go

Want to buy the bubblegum? ping pong

Trying to pry the red shoes off headcase

Licking on my ice cream cone heroine

Surfing in the kitchen sink what a day

Sippin' on a diet coke hey dude

A toodle to the innercrop tip top

Shopping with my scapegoat top fish

Change a tenner for two fivers too too

Fell off the floor, fell off the floor man (8 times)

Rita hayworth (3 times)

Rita hay

Don't strap yourself to a Volkswagen in a weird harness

Get a harness, because it could be dangerous

Don't try this at home

Going out to steal a ruby (4 times)

Looking like a rayon, love to do it indoor

They all got a say on, falling off the damned floor

Succulent but sucked in, always I'll be in for

Wanted to be tucked in, falling off the same floor

(inaudible speech)