I often wondered to myself
Who's Johnny?
Who's Johnny?
Who's Johnny?

I met a guy yesterday
Who said his name was Johnny
He said, "they write songs about me,
I know they do."
It came as quite a surprise
In fact it opened my eyes
And now I realize it's true.
(Yeah, you know it's true)

Johnny? Who's Johnny?

And so I asked him
Hey Johnny
Where's your two bags and Jimmy
And he just looked at me,
Funny you know like I was weird,
I said now if it's really you,
And if what you say is really true
Then you'd know what I'm saying?
Just what am I saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?