Texty písní Devin the Dude

Devin the Dude

What?

Who? When? Why?

Walkin' with my gal, tryin' to talk, tryin' to laugh

Tryin' not to bring up all the bitches in the past

We crossed the grass

As we stroll everything goes, kinda smooth

I almost got in the mood

She conversate's about the tux and the cake

While I got a bunch of rocks chuckin' 'em at the ducks in the lake

"What? My mistake, I didn't hear. What you say?

Oh yeah, it is, a nice day."

And then a fine gal start walkin'

With a sway in her hips

And a lot of gloss on her lips

She started to trip and said, "Nigga where you been?

He look just like you and he damn near ten."

And my gal gave me an evil...kind of grin

And then she said, "Have you ever been in..

A girl like that?" Yo, I couldn't pretend

I tried to tell her the truth but I didn't know what to do

But

What?

(What was that all about? And who was that you was talkin' to?)

Who?

(Oh, now you gonna play dumb? That girl you were just talkin' to.)

When?

(She came up on us from out the bushes. Fuck that hoe, I'm outta here.)

Why?

On the way home, tryin' to cover his tracks

"C'mon sat baby why you second guessin' a nigga

Enough of that. Let's get it straight. You the only woman that I'm with

All them other hoes I used to have, they don't mean shit

Now we can talk about our future, forget about the past

Go on to somethin' new and throw away our old trash

And I know I fucked up

A time or two I did wrong and lied to you

But from now on what I'm gon' try to do

Is make you feel real good everyday that I can. (Oh yeah?)

Make you feel happy, just to say that I'm your man. (Okay.)

Now what's that in your hand? (The fuck is this?)

Naw, a phone number, naw, I don't remember no Cassandra

The area code? That's Atlanta

Uh uh, get the remote and change the channel

Who you fienda call? Girl that don't make no sense at all

Naw, I don't want it. Why you pass it to me?

Hello? Heeey

What?

(I'm ready to fuck. I'm horny and I need some dick.)

Who?

(From you Devin. The Dude. Who else would I want some from?)

When?

(As soon as you can baby. I'm over here waitin' on you. I need it.)

Why?

(Because your shit's so good.

You make me cum every time you fuck me and I need that right now.)

Yeah, I fucked up so I figured that I'd take her

On a nice vacation, uh huh the island of Jamaica

With the wonder weather, exotic creatures and birds

Trees we've never seen a lot of creatures and herbs

So landed safely and we bailed off the plane

What the hell is that smell man?

Damn, something like a paper mill, oh well let the day begin

Escorted out the van I grabbed the hand of my lady friend

Goin' sight seein', I might be in luck

Seems that she forgot that I've been fuckin' up

We jumped out the van

Our toes hit the sand

My lady's lookin' so fine and people know I'm her man

I let go of her palm to find a tree so we can rest

She kept walkin', sayin' she'd be back in about an hour or less

Two hours later and with a muscle bound Jamaican

They woke me up talkin' 'bout "Your spot has been taken mon

Take your ass back to the states

This woman belongs to me now."