She Had A...

There she was, standin' by the bar at the café wha?

Lookin' like his very own Shangri-La

He could feel his heart go tick a tick tock

Say what, say what, say what

She had a body like you see on TV

Not the type a girl u would usually meet

She was every schoolboy's liquid dream

A sex machine

Funny, funny

Thought he had a Playboy bunny

Thought he was getting lucky, luck

But when he got uo in between

He couldn't believe..

She had a something

Where there shoulda been nothing

One thing

He wasn't expecting

She was so beautiful

It was so unusual

She had a...

She had a something

In the way she was walking

Shoulda known

The way she was talking

She was so beautiful

He was gonna do her but

She had a, she had a, she had a something

There he was

Thinking that it's gotta be the coke and rum

But he'd explode if he didn't get some

He could feel his heart just beating like a drum

Ta-dum, ta-dum, ta-dum

Hypnotizing him with her voodoo

So he took her back to his one-bedroom

Ready like Freddy to get back ina de groove

To make the move, the move, the move

Hit it, hit it

Thought that he was gonna get it

Tried ta put his finger in it

But when he got up in between

He couldn't believe...

She had a something

Where there shoulda been nothing

One thing

He wasn't expecting

She was so beautiful

It was so unusual

She had a...

She had a something

In the way she was walking

Shoulda known

The way she was talking

She was so beautiful

He was gonna do her but

She had a, she had a, she had a something

Said her name was Kitty Meow,

Thought he knew what she was about

Should she stay or get out

'Cause when he got up in between

He couldn't believe...

She had a something

Where there shoulda been nothing

One thing

He wasn't expecting

She was so beautiful

It was so unusual

She had a...

She had a something

In the way she was walking

Shoulda known

The way she was talking

She was so beautiful

He was gonna do her but

She had a, she had a, she had a something