I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he

As you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky

See how they run

I'm crying...

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

You get a tan From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snied. I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna

Man, you should have seen

Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...