Funnel King

Wake up Monday nothing new

Weekend has caught up with you

Lie in bed hold your head

Pray to god you ain't dead

Alarm clock rings out like a bell

Start this day a living hell

Take a breath and what's that smell?

Well it smells like shit... but you can't tell

Just like you - always there

Just like you - never care

Just like you - head's in a sling

Just like you - the Funnel King

Puke it out think its gone

But you're in for a marathon

Lips are blue eyes are gone

Garb the rim just hold on

This is like a weekly thing

'Cause you are the funnel thing

OK now but you ain't done...

Just wait until next Monday comes

Knock knock knockin' at your door

Never ever gonna drink that filthy beet

no more