First Class Loser

Have you ever had a family

or a friend that drove you crazy,

or a folk or a neighbour

without obnoxious fool of lazy?

The type of guy you'd cross six lanes

of traffic to avoid,

he's always got his handout,

he's wicked unemployed.

You can't ditch him, you can't lose him.

There is no place you can hide.

He's a boy, he's a jerk.

He's everything that you despise.

But you can't just tune him out

because he's too loud to ignore.

When he shows up at your house

You kill the lights and hit the floor.

Cause he's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!

He's a first class loser!

He's not my type of guy.

His personality is impervious

to reason or suggestion.

He can't take a hint

and he always says he's welcome.

He's nobody's friend.

Yeah he's hated by all reasons.

He only cares about himself.

He parks in handicap spaces.

Cause he's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye!

He's a first class loser!

He's not my type of guy.

We've all got some loser in our spot

and aim a full time job.

I may be a little differ called

but I'm not a total nut.

I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him,

punch him watch him as he falls.

I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls.

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!

He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy.

He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry!

He's a first class loser!

I wouldn't miss him if he died.

(Oh, oh no)

(What, what? Come on. You know what I'm saying.)