Fred Come to Bed

Ooh Fred come to bed

Cos my Max had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Fred come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue

Don't you worry don't be sorry

I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex

She's only lonely we don't have sex

I'm Max Max Max

Baby please stay cool and just relax

I'll soon be back but if you feel sad

Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Ooh Fred come to bed

Cos my Max had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Fred come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

Ooh Fred come to bed

Baby you will get

A love you never had

So Fred come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh

I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred

Baby he's the best friend I've ever had

It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred

And anything you ever wanted you will get

Call Fred Fred Fred

And you will find it's not so bad

It's just one night - baby you'll get through

Tomorrow I'll be back with you

Ooh Fred come to bed

Cos my Max had sex

With his sexy ex

Oh Fred come to bed

Baby I won't let your dreams get wet

Ooh Fred come to bed

Baby you will get

A love you never had

So Fred come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh

Oooh Fred come to bed

Oh my Max had sex

With his ex last night

Cos he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you Fred

Come into my bed

If you don't - I will call up Fritz