Baby Loves Me

Record company hates me

The doctor says I'm sick

The bad girls think I'm just too nice

And the nice girls call me 'Dick'

But baby loves me

And she's smarter than you

My baby loves me

Unlikely but true

Policeman flashes the red lights

Coach says that I'm weak

Teacher says I'm not too bright

Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueak

But baby loves me

And she's smarter than you

My baby loves me

Unlikely but true

The neighbors don't like my flowers

The waiter don't like my tip

The librarian shushes me

Travel agent canceled my trip

But baby loves me

And she's smarter than you

My baby loves me

Unlikely but true

Minister says I'm a demon

Dietitian says I'm a pig

Warm hearted say I'm freezin'

Promoter won't give me the gig

But baby loves me

And she's smarter than you

My baby loves me

Unlikely but true

My tired body is breakin' down

The world is endin' soon

It's all crumblin' at my feet

Not sure what to do

But baby loves me

And that's a real good thing

My baby loves me

It's a beautiful thing

But baby loves me

And she's smarter than you

My baby loves me

Unlikely but true

Baby loves me