Elbow

One Thing That Was Bothering Me

Nazi's and Morris dancers

Cookery and home improvement shows

All mysteries to me

Oh yeah

Gymnasiums amaze me

And building schemes confuse you

Riverdance, new romance

Plenty much amusement

These modern mysteries

Are just not my cup of cha

Surely we all agree, one thing unites us all

Stand up and be counted

You know who you are

We all love Columbo [x4]

All love Columbo

We all love Columbo [x4]