I’m the Devil

When the ground shakes and the rattle snakes go round lookin for a fang destination

I’m gonna be the one you saw

When the velvet drapes and the sour grapes get together from a wine altercation

That’s when you gonna hear me guffaw

And I’m gonna make you beg for it

OW! OW!

Better to believe in something than in nothing at all

You gonna believe in something when you chained to my wall

And I will learn you a lesson now, two by two, yeah!

You might find me in a cage in a human zoo

I might learn you a lesson of a 2×2

Invite me into your house I’ll demonstrate to your woman

I mean BUSINESS, when it comes to FUCKING

I’m the devil

I’m the devil

I’m the devil

I’M THE DEVIL!

Ay!

I consulted with your Boogie Man and he told me how to get to you

I consulted with your Boogie Man and he told me how to get to you

I feed off the fear of folks like you who hate what this world is coming to

And I put death in a bottle… and called it Mountain Dew

Do do do do

Do do do do

Do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

(AND NOW A THIRTY SECOND REBUTTAL FROM THE LORD AND SAVIOUR, JESUS CHRIST!)

“I was just… Y’know I was hopin’ that everybody could just, get along and shit?”

NO!!!

“I was just… Y’know I was hopin’ that everybody could just, get along and shit?”