Evil Genius

Out in the hallway

I said "hello.

The dance is this Friday

Do you want to go?"

"Probably not"

She promptly replied.

"But kudos for asking.

You´re such a nice guy."

Yeah I should have known

I´d end up at home

Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.

But here is the truth.

If she only knew

That I´ve got a secret she´d never believe.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.

And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.

With cyborg robot squirrels.

With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement

I wish she could see

The monkeys I´ve altered

Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.

It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon.

When I fall asleep

All I do is dream

Of candlelit dates in the laboratory.

And when I´m awake

It´s hard to concentrate.

On the assembly of my robot army.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.

And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.

With cyborg robot squirrels.

With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve

To go to the dance.

There´s no reason I

Couldn´t give it a chance.

I walked through the door

And what should I see?

But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said

"I´ve always wanted to be a mad professor.

With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester.

If that´s the kind of thing you´re into I'm your girl."

'Cause I´ve been looking for an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.

And now that I found you we can take over the world.

With cyborg robot squirrels.

With cyborg robot squirrels.