Elected

I'm the jewel of the pulpit

Never let it be known

I'm taking extra precautions

Slipping down the middle

For the five hundredth time

I could explode a campus bottle

And make it stop on a dime

Ow ow!

I'm the electric shock elect

A perpetual but

I implacably reject

Sue so so around me

Having stretched out the cue

Oh well I think it's kinda neat

So I fought for it for you

Ow ow!

Elect

Elect