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Epic Rap Battles Of History

Shaka Zulu Vs. Julius Caesar

[Shaka Zulu]

Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander

Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah

When I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer

Knock off his dome, wrap it up in its own banner

Send it back to Rome with a message from the Zulu

If you battle Shaka, this will happen to you

If you cross that equator, you'll head straight into a massacre

And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa

[Julius Caesar]

You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper

I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher?

Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline

And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens

And you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it

You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate

I'm first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans

And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen

Ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker

Doc J dunk on you like, Boom Shakalaka!

So don't go rattling your sticks at me

If I wanted to shake spears, I'd waggle my biography

[Shaka Zulu]

I've heard of your play, tell me how does it end?

Oh yes, you get stabbed many times by your friends

So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords?

When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns

Of the Zulu, warriors, trained on thorns

To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes

I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah

And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar

[Julius Caesar]

Can I be a hyena? Cause I'm going to laugh

I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat herding ass

First my front lines'll drop back and spank you in the Chest

Then I'll decimate your horns, you can't outflank the best

Let your reserves come at me, my ballista's cocked and (ready!)

When I take (aim!) I always keep my whole crew steady

Cause there's no use in murdering you and your heathen

You can grow my wheat for me, after you're beaten