Hit

I'm sittin' with Nelly

In front of the telly

I'm fillin' my belly

With a bottle of wine

Goin' with Kelly

To the cross-country rally

Up to Chez Nelly

Straight down the line

Just say she ain't mine

And I'll beat you to gelly

It's a hit on the head

With a knock of the knuckles

It's a bucket full of tears

And it's a sea full of rain

Goin' down the valley

Tryin' to screw Grace Kelly

Go for her gelly

She's handlin' mine

Sittin' with Sally

Ridin' with Smelly

Fillin' my belly

With a bottle of wine