Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

One night farmer Brown was takin' the air

And I locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care

Down in the hen house something stirred

When he shouted, "Who's there?"

This is what he heard

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So calm yourself and stop that fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

We chickens tryin' to sleep and you butt in

And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground

Kickin' up an awful dust

So point that gun the other way

And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, hit the hay

Tomorrow is a busy day

We got ground to dig, we got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig and worms to scratch

It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So point that gun the other way

There ain't nobody here but us

We're chickens trying to sleep and you bust in

And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin

Hey, hey, hey, I gotta poop

Oh, tomorrow is a busy day

We got things to do, we got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig and worms to scratch

It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

Point that gun the other way

And kick it up an awful fuss

We're chickens trying to sleep and you butt in

And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin

Ain't nobody, nobody here but us chicken now

I gotta tell you all

I wanna give a little soul now

Leave us alone, alone, can't you leave us alone?

And I don't bother nobody