Top Hat Bar and Grille

Well, if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille

Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille

There is a waitress name of Lil

Well, she's a honky tonky

Little bit chunky, divorcee

She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks

You can believe me when I tell you, Jack

That she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'

P I E C E

And she can do the boogie woogie

She can do the boogaloo

And she can do the hootchie cootchie

Oh and she knows how to nasty too

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille

Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille

They got this bouncer name of Gil

Well he a honky tonky

Heavily funky, ex-marine

He wear them skintight body builder shirts

And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt

But if you got you no money or you try to get funny

Then mother you gonna see, yeah

That man gonna do the boogie woogie

He gonna do the boogaloo

He gonna do the hootchie cootchie

And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda bad time you will

Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille

Lookin' for a good time

Lookin' for a bad time

So if you're lookin' for a good time

Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find

The kinda good time you will

Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille