Lady Di and I

Wake me with kisses in the afternoon

The butler knows any time you arrive is never too soon

He knows just where you are by the sound of your car

He'll be waiting there by the spiral stair

You could drive me crazy with your unkempt hair

You don't know what a comb is and frankly, I don't care

'Cause you're fast and you're wild and you make the butler smile

By bringing me flowers like meteor showers

Which reminds me of something that I've recently seen

It was a look in the eye of Lady Di

As she stood on the balcony knowing the last fantasy of the century was in her long white veil

Maybe she would rather have you than the Prince of Wales

And all the jewels and the crown and all the villages and towns that line the sea of the monarchy

And while I cut the roses, what about Lady Di?

She's a child of the 80's just like you and like I

Think of all of the things that she'll never do

See a rock and roll show, get a heart-shaped tattoo

Wear a t-shirt around in the middle of town

Take a Harley ride as the sun goes down

And think of all the music that I make with you

Let's take a walk on the wild side, baby, I'm in love with you

I will leave my Dior by the cabinet door

And I'll leave my bouquet on the breakfast tray

My parents are out, let's head north of the bay

Maybe go for a sail just like the Prince of Wales

Does he ever love her in the afternoon?

Was the kiss that she gave him in public just a little too soon?

And it's really a shame, she'll take half of the blame

For the boys in the Maze and their numbered days

Yes, there's a tear in the eye of Lady Di

As she looks from the balcony knowing the last fantasy of the century is probably a lie

My heart goes out to you, Princess, lovely Lady Di

For all that it seems, here I stand in my jeans

For whatever it means, it is I who am queen