Houston, We Have a Problem

She said she'd meet me

In the cheap seats at the end zone

And now I sittin's here cryin'

In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome

When she stands me up like this

We both know where she is

Big city what are we gonna do

Looks like it's just me and you

Houston, we have a problem

I think we've lost her one more time

Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin

But she's run off and left us high and dry

He slicks his hair back

And he talks fast for a Southerner

He's the bona fide right hand

Of the third hand from the Governor

I don't know what she sees in him

But dog gone it, she's gone again

Leavin' me in a pool of tears

What's it gonna take to keep her here

Houston, we have a problem

I think we lost her one more time

Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin

But she's run off and left us high and dry

You've gotta million petty fights

But every time she takes that ride

You lose every bit of your shine

Houston, we have a problem

I think we've lost her one more time

Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin

But she's run off and left us high and dry

Houston, we have a problem

I think we've lost her one more time

Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin

But she's run off and left us high and dry

A laugh, high and dry