Podsafe Christmas Song

Jonathan Coulton: Ok guys, everyone ready to sing the song?

Everyone: Yeah! Let's do it! You know it JC!

JC: Great, now remember it's almost Christmas and nobody has any podsafe Christmas music

So that's your motivation here

Uh, C.C. Chapman you ready?

C.C: Ready as I'll ever be!

JC: And uh, Len and Nora from Jawbone, good to go?

Nora: Woohoo!

Len: Let's do this!

JC: And uh, Adam Curry, skyping in from the helicopter flying somewhere above your golden palace,

You all patched in there Adam? ...Adam? ...ADAM!?

Adam: What?! I'm right here!

We want a podsafe Christmas song

We want a song that's safe to play

Don't think us rude

We don't wanna get sued

By the thugs at the RIAA

We have been good the whole year long

Santa don't delay

Give us a podsafe Christmas song

To celebrate Christmas day

JC: Ok, pretty good guys, except, uh...

Adam you sounded a little bit like you were rushing it there at the end, uh

You know what I mean? ...buddy?

Adam: Whatever dude!

JC: Alright, well I can't say I care for the attitude, but you know, just pay attention next time

Now, uh the rest of you I just wanted to go over...

Adam: Memememememe!

JC: Adam, Adam, did you just say something to me?

Adam: No.

JC: Huh, that's funny I thought I heard you say something

Adam: No I didn't!!

JC: Look, I don't want to go through this with you again

We're here to sing a song about podsafe Christmas music

And I, I just want everyone to do their best, you know

I mean, can you just gimme a little effort

C.C: Heh heh heh heh!

Adam: Shut up C.C!

JC: Adam, just gimme a little effort ok? Adam? ...Adam! ...ADAM?!

Adam: Jesus! WHAT?!

We want a podsafe Christmas song

We want a song that's safe to play

Don't think us rude

We don't wanna get sued

By the thugs at the RIAA

We have been good the whole year long

Santa don't delay

Give us a podsafe Christmas song

To celebrate Christmas day

JC: Hey, nice job you guys

Really, you nailed it

CC: Thanks JC!

JC: You nailed it

Nora/Len: Nailed it!

Adam: Yeah not too shabby!

Nora/Len: Nailed it!

JC: I don't wanna speak too soon

But uh, we may have saved Christmas

Special thanks to you, Adam, for paying attention

Adam: Ahh, screw you

JC: See you tomorrow at rehearsal?

Adam: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow at rehearsal