Popstar

Standing in line at my favorite restaurant

You recognize me and you send me to the front

My life has turned out all that I want it to be

I want a great big house on an episode of cribs

And a bathroom with a day spa in it

And a bathtub just big enough for me

I want a credit card that's got no limit

And a big king jet with a theater in it

Gonna fly my own plane at 36 thousand feet

I want a tour bus with four rescissions

On a world wide tour like Christina and Britney

Somewhere between and grammy's is alright with me

But I will never trade my life for fortune & fame

Will never shave my hair to change my name

Well, we all just wanna be big pop stars and

Live in Malibu mansions, driving millions of cars

The boys come easy and the clothes are free

But I could never wear 'em cause I always eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest spots

Premiere to L.A. with the movie stars

Every good socialite will wind up there

W/ a billionaire boyfriend and the platinum hair

Well, hey hey, I wanna be a pop star

Well, hey hey, I wanna be a pop star

I wanna be great like Madonna without the chills

Hire 10 bodyguards to guard my door at the hills

Wanna sign a couple autographs so I can eat 4 free

I'm gonna dress myself with the latest fashions

Bought some Jimmy Choo shoes so let's go dancing

Gonna be the biggest star this world has ever seen

But I would never trade my life for fortune & fame

Would never shave my hair to change my name

Well, we all just wanna be big pop stars and

Live in Malibu mansions, driving millions of cars

The boys come easy and the clothes are free

But I could never wear 'em cause I always eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest spots

Premiere to L.A. with the movie stars

Every good socialite will wind up there

W/ a billionaire boyfriend and the platinum hair

I'll hide out in my dressing room

Want me to go on stage, I tell 'em it's too soon

They'll give you everything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a shopping buddy on speed dial

Well, hey hey, I wanna be a pop star

I'm gonna sing my songs w/out a fan in the stands

See the dollar store and buy some pez dispensers

I'll be writing all of my own songs

And sing 'em all live and if I get 'em wrong

Well, that's alright cause I'm a big pop star

Live in a Malibu mansion, drive a $1,000,000 car

The boys come easy and my clothes are free

But I could never wear 'em cause I always eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest spots

Premiere to L.A. with the movie stars

Every good socialite will wind up there

W/ a billionaire boyfriend and the platinum hair

I'll hide out in my dressing room

Want me to go on stage, I tell 'em it's too soon

They'll give you everything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a shopping buddy on speed dial

Well, hey hey, I wanna be a pop star

Yeah, hey hey, I wanna be a pop star