Don't Ask Me Why

There are those who manage such a charmed existence

Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth

All the major domos will know them

And obligingly will show them

Straight to the only table left on earth

These are people for whom life is not a challenge

They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree

They're the women men will die for

And millionaires will buy for

But I fear these ladies aren't me...

The cake life served me

Is upside down

The soup do jour I'm having spill

On my best gown

I get all wet

Each time I surf the net, yet

Baby, don't ask me why

It always rains on me

My one day off

And my blind date turned into

Boris Karloff

It's like a curse

I go from bad to worse but

Baby, don't ask me why

Funny...

Down at the IRS

I get the guy who never says...