Honey Bad

Can't cook my breakfast

She can't sweeten my tea

But all she's got to do now

Is play house with me

'Cause I can cook my own eggs and ham

Gets my supper from a can

'Cause honey's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

I said, she's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

When my day is done

I wanna have a little fun

Oh, I call my honey, baby

On the cellphone

'Cause she knows how to ring my bell,

She does things I dare not tell

'Cause honey's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

I said, she's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

She does everything she possibly can

To try to please me, and make everything alright

That's why I love the crazy name

I like to see the pretty smile

On a pretty little face oh yeah yeah

My honey's bad

My honey's bad

She got a credit card, yes

All she's got to do is charge

She may take it back now, yeah

'Cause she living too large

But, oh, when she crawls those long legs

I forget about what I said

Honey bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

I said, she's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

I said she's bad

She can't cook my breakfast

She burns the bread

And when she's cooking my eggs now

Ooh, it makes me scratch my head

Oh, I don't wanna see her pretty hands

And no greasy possum pants

'Cause honey bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

Said she's bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

I said she's bad

Bad!

So bad, you oughta see her

I do everything now to please her

Honey bad

Oh, she's bad

My honey's bad

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Bad