Mad Dog

Mad Dog was a rebel

He roamed through the woods

Mad Dog is a neighbor

With a gun in his hand

Mad Dog jumped from gable to gable

He had a wife named Mad Mabel

Mad Dog wears a gay coat sable

His idol had been Mabel

Mad Dog ate a bagel

Got white fish on his label

Mad Dog was a rebel

Roamed across the table

Mad Dog Johnny John

Mad Dog Johnny Chase

Mad Dog raised Johnny Ace

Mad Dog raised Sonny

Mad Dog was a hable

Mad Dog is able gable

Mad Dog is a hable grable

Mad Dog is made

Mad Dog is a dable

Mad Dog is a fable

Mad Dog is a rail

Mad Dog is real

Mad Dog is damned

Mad Dog sent his mail

Mad Dog has a label

Mad Dog is in the mall

Mad Dog he does crawl

Mad Dog has a Texas drawl

Mad Dog fall

Mad Dog come on home

Mad Dog is my pen pal

Mad Dog has bloody groans

Mad Dog his song is babbling