Birthday Spoof

Blame it all on Disney

Look what they did to me

And I'm not the only one who turned out like that

Just look at Lindsey

Don't forget about Miley

And the girl from "Even Stevens"

Even had a sex tape (ugh)

What the fuck

Happened to them

Remember Disney when it had

"Lizzy McGuire" and "That's So Raven"

Then it just got worse with shows

About wizards and underaged stripers (shake it up!)

Do these clothes make you forget

That some of us aren't legal yet

Get condoms and some lube

We gonna rape your childhood

Our parents seems to all agree

To blame it all on Disney

Cause that way it's so easy

To avoid to get blamed

When you work for Disney

It's practically slavery

And then when you turn eighteen

They throw you in the trash

Hey look, It's Mickey Mouse!

How'd he get in my house?

Yo SG, how you be when you coming back to me?

Hey Mickey, soon maybe, but right now I'm kinda busy

Excuse me hoe? Oh fuck no.

Does Mickey have to slap a hoe?

No Mickey, please don't swing!

I'll do another wizards movie

That's right bitches! (whoooo)

Because Disney was so cheap

You barely made any money

Some of us are working in Walmart and Target.

Let's take a moment to remember

The Disney stars disappeared

Like the guy from "Phil of the Future"

The girl from "Halloween Town" (don't stop)

Pretending we're girls from Disney

Harper wasn't invited to this party (nope)

I'm hanging out with the Biebs

Peeing in random spots

How can we grow up so crazy

All druged up and slutty

But the kids of Nick grow ok

Oh, wait never mind