Who Spilt My Beer?

Walked in the Pub ordered a pint

Put it on the table

Oh oh oho oh

Put it on the table

Sat alone for an hour or more

So I talked to Mable

Oh oh oho oh

On Mable

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?

I'm asking you to tell the truth,

who spilt my beer? (2x)

Second and third, and the fourth,

All came to an end

Oh oh oho oh

A very quick end

Got the call of Mother Nature

Went to see her friend

Oh oh oho oh

It's closing time again!

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?

I'm asking you to tell the truth,

who spilt my beer? (2x)

Come on in, let's go buy me a beer!

Oh oh oho oh

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?

I'm asking you to tell the truth,

who spilt my beer? (4x)