Sunday Driver

Well, I’ve been a Sunday driver noo for many’s a happy

year

And I’ve never had my Morris Minor oot o' second gear

I can drive at 15 miles an hour on motorway or track

Wi' my wife up front beside me and her mother in the

back

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ... and

Auntie Jean

In a crowd of fifty trippers, you can always pick me

oot

For my “Don’t blame me, I voted Tory” sticker on the

boot

With my bunch of heather stickin’ in my radiator grill

And my stick-on transfer bullet holes and license for

to kill

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ... and

Auntie Peg

I’ve a hundred plastic penants for to tell you where

I’ve been

And my steering wheel is clad in simulated leopard skin

Up front from the driving mirror hangs a plastic

skeleton

And in the back a dog with eyes that flicker off and on

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ... and

Auntie Mae

Always drive as though my foot was resting on the brake

And I weave aboot the road just so you canna over take

I can get you sae frustrated that you’ll finish up in

tears

And the sound of blaring motor horns is music to my

ears

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ... and

Auntie Liz

Roy Williamson : Loze ... Liz

Ronnie Brown : she comes next

Roy Williamson : Oh, she comes next

Now, if you wonder how these weekly trips I can afford

It’s because I’m on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist

Board

You’re supposed to enjoy the scenery, the finest o'

it’s kind

And that is why you have convoy following behind

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ... and

Auntie Rose

There's just no way of escaping me, no matter how you

seek

For the simple fact's that I'm a traffic warden through

the week

I'm boosting my efficency, and here's my master plan

I'm saving up my pennies for to buy a caravan

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums and

Auntie Gertrude

There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy

And her sister’s granny and four of her chums ...

You’re gaun too fast!