Throw Me a Curve

Wishing there was less of you?

Are you really sure

How much less is more

Girls are shapely by design

Exactly what you've got

Is so easy to adore

Clothes hanger lollipop

Magazine photo op

But I'd rather be a pin-up girl

Than zero size

Throw me a curve not a straight narrow line

Throw me a curve and I'll show you mine

Get the message it's divine

Throw me a curve it looks so fine

Microthin is way too in

I'm not so sure

I'd rather just be me

Seems everybody in the world

Thinks that x-ray girls

Are the only way to be

Clothes hanger lollipop

Magazine photo op

But I'd rather be a pin-up girl

Than zero size

Throw me a curve not a straight narrow line

Throw me a curve and I'll show you mine

Get the message it's divine

Throw me a curve it looks so fine