Latchmere

Swim, swim, swim, swim, swimming

Stay in your lanes

Swim, swim, swim, swim, swimming

Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting

So just stay in your lanes

Verruca socks and not forgetting to

Just stay in your lanes

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles (8x)

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Oo oo oo oo oo oo

Oo oo oo oo oo (4x)

Came out of the changing rooms

Absolutely nothing had changed

So I stayed in your lanes

Came out of the changing room

And absolutely sod all had changed

So I'll stay in your lanes

Speedo, speed wise

Speedo, speed wise

Speedo, speed wise

So I stayed in your lanes

Bebop?

Stay in your…

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles (8x)

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Oo oo oo oo oo oo

Oo oo oo oo oo (2x)

Stay in your lanes

Stay

Just stay in your lanes

Stay

Just stay in your

La-ah-ah-ohh-ohh

Latchmere's got a wave machine