Downtown Suzie

Got the Monday mornin' blues

Monday wasn't really real

Oh, lying on a naked bed

With an Alka Seltzer head

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street

Talkin' 'bout Lu, what ya gonna do?

And I feel so bad, have you ever been had?

I'll dry out sweet Lucy

Took an early morning shower

Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour

I heard the ringing of the bell

It's Lucy with the cleaning towel

Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times

Southern Californian wine

Oh, Lucy kicked me in the hole

A tennis worth of achin' bones

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street

Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do?

I feel so bad, have you ever been had?

Got a dose from now sweet Lucy

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street

Talkin' 'bout Lu, who? What ya gonna do?

Oh, and I feeling so bad, have you ever been had?

Oh, by thou sweet Lucy