Live with Me

I got nasty habits, I take tea at three

The meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week

My best friend, he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese

Don't you think there's a place for you in between the sheets?

Come on now, baby

We can build a home for three

Come on now, baby

Don't you wanna live with me?

A score of harebrained children they're locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads they got dirty necks they're so 20th century

They queue up for the bathroom 'round about 7:35

Don't you think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?

You'd look good pram

Pushing down the high street

Come on now, honey

Don't you wanna live with me?

The servants they're so helpless now, the cook she is a whore

The butler has a place for her behind the pantry door

The maid, she's French, she's got no sense, she's found a crazy horse

And when she strips, the chauffeur flips, the footman's eyes get crossed

And don't you think there's a place for us

Right across the street

Don't you think there's a place for you

In between the sheets?

Yeah, come on now, baby

We can build a home for three

Come on now, baby

Don't you wanna live with me?