I Learned How to Love from You

I gotta get out, I gotta get out, I gotta get out

How'd I get in this slammer

This cooler, this Big Dollhouse

Alright, ladies, welcome to the 'Big Dollhouse'

For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention

Think of me as a mother, one who eats her young

Locked up with all these lowlife women

And horizontal stripes ain't exactly slimmin'

Is there anybody here who can dry clean my blouse?

It's the maid's day off in the Big Dollhouse

Lady justice, where have you gone?

Oh, Wilbur, check, I think I left the iron on

Did you see corny laughing, I could murder that louse

Honey, that'll get you life in the Big Dollhouse

Big house, locked up here in the pen

Big house, no phone, no food, no men

I need a conjugal visit from my loving spouse

Honey, just drop the soap in the Big Dollhouse

Yoo hoo, my stomach's a little sour

I haven't had food in over an hour

You just had a pizza, six burgers, a mouse

There's no food left in the Big Dollhouse

Hey, Matron, I have got to complain

Mira, Mami, don't I know you from first and main?

Call my Scythian, Lipchitz and Strauss

I gotta get sprung from the Big Dollhouse

Big house, no fair, no food, no fun

Big house, and our fight had just begun

'Cause it's freedom's flame, Velma'd like to douse

So we must break out of this Big Dollhouse

Penny, I can't take all this waiting

I've lost my man plus, my hair's deflating

Well Tracy, I hate to grumble or grouse

But it's your fault that we're in this Big Dollhouse

Hey, cool it, ladies, no need to shout

And don't ya got an old man to bail you out?

Ha, her daddy's a pervert, a loser, a souse

Well, it's just us girls in the Big Dollhouse

Big house, God, I'm too young to fry

Big house, I'm bustin' out, girl, so am I

Lady justice, hear my plea

'Cause the Big Dollhouse,

The Big Dollhouse, the Big Dollhouse

Ain't big enough for me, for me, for me

For me