Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous

Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew

They wanna do a story 'bout me and you

They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard

There'll be cameras on their shoulders

We'll be readin' cue cards

Leave them long johns on the line

If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine

They're gonna put us on

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild

Over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks

The holes in all our socks

Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell 'em bout your mama and the bowling league

Tell 'em bout junior and his baseball team

I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall

I'll blow a few times on my new duck call

Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day

We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays

They're gonna put us on

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild

Over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks

The holes in all our socks

Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah our idea of high class livin'

Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night

Our Champagne and Caviar

Is an RC cola and a moon pie

I'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous