If I Was President 2016

She say she gon' be the first and the next

To lead the eagle out the nest

The man say he gon' build a wall

And have Mexico pay for it all

And there's riots every week

Their uniforms blue and the peoples on the streets

And everyone's living on their knees

Cause you could be the next one walking with the dead

If I was president

I'd get elected on Friday

Assassinated on Saturday

Buried on Sunday

And on Monday everybody goes back to work

Its just an ordinary day

Hey

But I could be the president, and you could be the president

And she could be the president, and we could be the president

Her t-shirt says "Black Lives Matter"

The media is screaming all lives matter

Charlie got a gun up in his hands

Walk up into the school and then you hear the bang bang

And Suzanna from Alabama can't walk no more

Cause she lost two legs in a war

And the USA ain't looking for the peace

All y'all got to do is smoke a little bit of weed

They don't want me to tell you about the secrecy

They don't want me to tell you about the conspiracy

They want to put a hole in my head like Kennedy

If I was president

I'd get elected on Friday

Assassinated on Saturday

Buried on Sunday

And on Monday everybody goes back to work

Its just an ordinary day

Hey

But I could be the president, and you could be the president

And she could be the president, and we could be the president

If I was president